I’m SICK. *crying*

Lovies!

I know I’ve been a bit M.I.A as of late, but that’s because I’ve been terribly ill! To be honest, I’m not sure what I’ve got… but my ears, eyes, and throat ache. I can’t swallow. It hurts to blink. AND, it feels like balloons are popping in my ear drum. What gives??

Unfortunately, due to my illness, production was halted on “To Kill A Cat Burglar”… for two weeks! I could cry. And I have been. For two weeks. Thankfully, my cast and crew have been so understanding and I’ve received lovely gift baskets from Ripley, the director, and Dash, my ever-dashing co-star!

(*blushing*). Look at these cute My Little Thing Pink Vintage Flower Earrings Dash put in a basket for me along with tangerines, lemon ginger tea, homemade chicken noodle soup, and a dvd of “Some Like It Hot”, one of my favorite films of all time! I suspect he might know me just a little. But don’t worry dolls, I won’t get too excited or involved… ours is a business relationship and it’ll stay that way! (Although this gift basket is waaay too cute. I can’t even tell you all that’s in here. Can’t lie. I’m swooning!)

Despite feeling like crap, there is an upside to being under the weather: slowing down! I feel like I haven’t taken a breather since my last escapade at CAVE (which we dare not speak of … I’ve blocked the memory out of my mind). I’ve caught up on all my reading, memorized all of my lines (hopefully the writers won’t be making any major changes), and best of all- caught up with all of my friends. Sometimes I forget that I’m not alone out here in Hollywood. I do know some great people who love and care about me. Farrah came by with a pink Epson Salt bubble bath, Saige whipped up a few icky tasting tonics that are supposed to be flushing out my system, and like many of you, I FINALLY found out why Aristotle got arrested! Wow, is all I can say. I’m going to send the lawyer from the studio over as a favor, and hopefully he can work something out.

Till next time loves… I’ll be here blowing my nose and soaking in this hot tub!

xx

The Life of a Celebrity...

Let’s get something straight dolls… the life of a celebrity is a tough road to navigate, as we are always in the public eye and subject to mass critiques on a daily basis. One drink at the bar at CAVE and all of a sudden you’re labeled a lush. A few jewelry purchases and you’re accused of being a shopaholic (I don’t know that I have a huge problem with that moniker though… check out this gorgeous GoldTone Necklace I’m wearing in one of the love scenes with Dash. *swoon*). I, however, am no bon vivant or attention-seeking “It” girl… I am a serious actress and I demand to be respected as such! As you all well know, we’ve finally started shooting “To Catch a Cat Burglar” and let me tell you- this has been one of the most grueling, yet rewarding, experiences of my entire life. It has been so tough- I’ve been doing all of my own stunts, singing (you heard right! I’m singing), and learning about the inner life of felines… they’re very intelligent. Dare I say that I smell a shiny gold statue in my future? Perhaps.

I’m also sure that you’ve heard all the more recent rumors that I was the one who leaked Kip’s “tapes” to the press. He’s simply incorrigible! I can’t believe that after he ruthlessly called the paps on me, he now has the NERVE to insinuate that I would waste any of my precious time on anything Kip Deshler related. Puh-lease! Like I would stoop that low. Doesn’t he know that I actually have a career? Oh wait… he doesn’t know what a real career looks like. Well… if, IF, I had released those tapes, I can’t say that he didn’t deserve it. Dear fans, honestly IF I had done such a thing, I do hope that you wouldn’t crucify me for it. We all make mistakes… even celebrities. And sometimes, the ends justify the means. You reap what you sow. Karma is a… etc. Le sigh. Oh well. But I sure would’ve loved to have seen the look on his face when he found out that the paps got a hold of his precious tapes. Enough harping… I’ve got a combat lesson to go to. Then practice at the shooting range… yippee!

Wait, I almost forgot… Aristotle got ARRESTED??? Someone bbm me.

I've Turned a New Leaf....and Gone GREEN!

Dolls!

It is official… In case you haven’t already noticed, Meadow Stevens has turned over a new leaf. No more feeling sorry for myself and indulging in that extra glass of wine at CAVE or crying over the paparrazzi’s invasion of my privacy. Gone are the days where I would mourn friendships that have gone sour (Though I still can’t believe you would side with you-know-who over me, Farrah!) No longer will I lash out at ex-boyfriends thru the press or on social networking sites, however, I still might have a thing or two to say about a girlfriend of the ex-boyfriend in question, simply because she is a nasty person!. Pause. I won’t do that. Instead, I’ll take a deep breath, count to ten, and focus my energy on the positive. Sigh.

We’ve finally cast a leading man for my film “To Catch a Cat Burglar”, and even though it’s not Rico, who is appearing in a cameo role, Dash (that’s his name), my new co-star, is still pretty dashing! lol. Shooting starts in a few weeks and I’m soooo excited. I feel confident that this role will propel me to the next level in my career and I am most certainly ready to take off. Saige and I have been spending even more time together as she continues to counsel me through my “issues”, and helps me to “center” myself as I prepare for the role and the next phase of my life. Of course, she keeps trying to get me to go “Green” and I’m really trying… but, not bathing and wearing filthy Birkenstocks don’t really go with the whole “America’s Sweetheart” vibe I have.

Yet, it turns out that Dash is also really into helping the environment… and he says I CAN relate to the whole green thing in my own way, because I like saving abused puppies and kittens. You know, recycling them..

Further, I was the one who encouraged Ridley (the director) to cast Dash, so in appreciation (and knowing my fondness for jewels), Dash gave me this stunning Nugaard Designs Gem Brass Cuff, made of recycled gold! Not only is it beautiful, but it’s technically “Green”… right, Saige??

Good Karma...Happy Meadow!

My dear friend and Feng Shui expert, Saige Harmony, is always on me about maintaining my “karmic” power. These days, I’m sooo focused on keeping myself positive, and weeding out the bad vibes. I know I know… I was a tad ticked off when someone called the paps on me the other week and I might have engaged in a little “twitter fight” earlier with a certain wanna-be singer/wacktress/fashionista. But I choose to focus on the positive and as of late, have kept busy hanging out with true friends (I *heart* you too Farrah!) Dita Von Teese was so amazing, btw! I’ve also been sitting in during casting calls for my latest flicks. We were looking for an unknown actor to play my leading man and today we’re doing screen tests. THIS is one of the many reasons that I adore my job

I heard through the grapevine that my ex, Kip, was planning on showing up to auditions even though he’s only a “reality tv” actor, and not an experienced thespian, like myself. Unfortunately, he never showed up because somebody leaked recordings of him performing songs from his childhood to the press! What. A. Shame. I wonder who would have done such a thing. His karma must be terrible. I do hope that Saige is helping him re-align his chakras and etcetera. I know he could use the help!

But back to Saige, check out this gorgeous Feather Charm Necklace by Armani Exchange that she gave me after the whole paparazzi debacle! It’s gorgeous and natural, like Saige, though I must admit I was surprised that she gave me a piece of jewelry that she didn’t actually make with her own hands… that might be a first for her! Saige told me that the feather would bring more elements of “whimsy” into my life (which is important since she often says that I’m waaay too serious) and the “love” charm will channel into the universe and return the feeling back to me in unexpected ways. Who knew that thinking about one’s karma would bring such satisfying returns in such a short amount of time!

xx

Till Next Time Lovelies!

No Time to Waste!

First, I’d like to say thank you to my very loyal fans for standing by me and sending your kind words of love and support during this crazy time! I hope you all know how much you mean to me. I know that without you, I’d be nowhere. So thank you thank you thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.

With that said, you should know that I’ve been doing quite well and am committed to finally moving on from that terrible relationship. And yes, he DID call the paps on me last week, btw. He even had the gall to admit it too… what nerve! Anyhoo, I’m done fretting over the past so I’ve dried my tears and am looking to gain a new lease on life! I’ve got my rose-colored sunglasses on (they’re heartshaped too!), and I’m taking the reins and seizing the day.

There’s one thing that my dear Grandmother always taught me growing up: “time is money… and you’re in no position to waste either”! And although I’ve got plenty of money now, I’ve still got none to waste! (I know what you might be thinking… but diamonds are an investment, dolls !). My dear fans, you all know how very hard I’ve worked to achieve all that I have and I REFUSE to spend any more of my precious time crying over a cocktail or glass of wine at CAVE (OK, Saige? Thanks for publicly calling me out, BTW. I’m sure it will do wonders for your karma *raises eyebrows*).

So today (which is the first day of the rest of my life), I’ve got my eyes on the prize, my lovely new Full Moon Brass Wave watch, and am ever mindful of time as I learn lines for my next flick “To Catch a Cat Burglar”. Yes indeed, I’m a busy gal maintaining a full schedule with my head held high! Tonight Farrah and I are going to see Dita Von Teese perform in Hollywood. Meow indeed.

I Understand Jennifer Aniston’s Pain

Hello my lovelies!

I know you haven’t heard from me in a bit, but it’s not that I don’t adore all of you- I’ve just been extremely busy (and quietly dealing with a few “personal” issues)! I’ll catch you up: Just as we were wrapping scenes for “Finding Love through Franco the Ferret” in Coyoacán, which is a lovely city I might add, my publicist Astrid phoned me to deliver some not-so-happy news. Sigh.

I don’t wanna go into blow by blow detail of the convo, but here’s the basic gist: during my time in Mexico, a certain undignified individual (who has the initials KD), had been calling the press to pitch spiteful (not to mention false) stories about me! The worst part: they gobbled it all up! The media is always going out of its way to portray me, “America’s Sweetheart” as some lonely heartbroken DESPERATE starlet who can’t keep a boyfriend. Argh! I can’t even begin to express how completely frustrated I am with this perception!

I’m not at all desperate… and it’s not my fault that my last boyfriend was anything but a gentleman and broke up with me to be with another girl (a true “lady” never goes after another lady’s beau). Now, more than ever, I understand how Jennifer Aniston felt when Brad left her for that other… girl. It’s hard enough being dumped publicly, but all the media attention is just mean spirited and hurtful!

I’m sure you’ve seen the headlines: “Meadow Can’t Keep a Guy to Save Her Life”, “Meadow Stevens… The New Face of The Old Maid” “Heartbroken Meadow Drowns Her Sorrows in Shopping!” Although there might be a little truth to the latter, that doesn’t give anyone the right to poke their nose in my affairs.

When I arrived back home in the Hollywood Hills, I did go on a bit of a shopping “bender” to further ease the pain of this extended humiliation but the paparazzi would not leave me a moment of peace. Somehow my ex and his new “friend” figured out where I’d be and alerted them. Luckily my girl Farrah had just messengered over a gift for me: a lovely “Noir Star Ring”, that literally blinded the paps, stopping them in their tracks!

Moral of the story: boys may come and go (and they will), but diamonds, and high heels are a girl’s best friend!

Star Search Tryouts and Macaroons

Good afternoon my darling and patient enthusiasts. It has been such a draining week, weekend, all of the above. The news of not one, but four tragic deaths, has sent this sweetheart's sweet tooth into a frenzy!

It all started with Ed McMahon and the ganache centered macaroons. I had the pleasure of his presence back in 1986, when I was five years old. My sweet grandmother and I broke into my piggy bank in order to make it to the Star Search tryouts. The other little girls were decorated in extravagant jewelry, similar to what I now offer on Viva Swag. And unfortunately, that's what the casting crew was looking for. They chose the Timeless Pearl Necklaces and Swanky Cocktail Rings over my perfect ivory skin, tender voice, and humble persona.

Then the news about the lovely and talented Farrah Fawcett and the KING of pop, Michael Jackson...led to the flourless chocolate cake and petite pastries.

And if that wasn't enough, hearing about the Infomercial King, Mr. Mays, sent my taste buds and my dear assistant on a hunt for organic fruit tartlets.

As the great Mae West once said, "I never worry about diets, the only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."

On a side note, to make my week even more difficult, Franco the ferret disappeared and took my Gold Diamond Leaf Ring with him. *Sigh*

My heart goes out to the families, friends, and diamonds of those lost, whose legacies will continue to live on.

Franco the Ferret

My wonderful, beautiful, truly unique fans! I do apologize to you all about the oh so very late posting. I've been in Mexico working on a new movie where I play a young girl who goes undercover as a ferret whisperer in order to woo the man of her dreams! It's called "Finding Love through Franco the Ferret." The experience has been so incredibly wonderful that I haven't had one moment to sit down and pen a heartfelt note. Can you believe?

Well anyway, it has been too long, and now I'm back and am so pleased to highlight some of my incredible finds while in Mexico! I purchased three of everything to give to friends back home and of course bought fantastic little gifties for everyone on the cast and crew for working so hard.

My favorite picks were this Wilderness Sterling Silver Necklace and this Stunning Brooch with a design by the famous Mexican artist, Frida Kahlo. Such fantastic items, delicious, creative, inspirational and... oh no! Please excuse me... eek! I've got to run, Franco the Ferret just escaped out of his cage and is rummaging through my luggage... will be back soon! KISSES!

How Diamonds Saved My Life

Dear, Dear, Sweet Friends!

First off, it is with great joy that I humbly post my first entry as Viva Swag’s spokesperson for Baubles, Bling and Everything In Between! Secondly, I’d like to thank you for being you. You are truly special, unique, and gifted. Now, may we talk?

As I sit here on the set of my newest film, a delightful romantic comedy about a young Circus Clown who meets the magician of her dreams, I can’t help but reflect upon how diamonds saved my life.

When KIP took a billy club to my heart and shacked up with that… that… HER, I was beside myself. It was so traumatic I didn’t even want to wear my tiara, but I knew, I am America’s Sweetheart and people are counting on me!

So, I went right out and bought a new TWO CARAT PRINCESS CUT BULGARI DIAMOND RING. Suddenly the world was right, everything was beautiful and bright!

In honor of diamonds and their life affirming energy, please enjoy the poem I penned for you:

They light the way in times of darkness
Diamonds
Glitter glitter everywhere
I can see now! I can see!
They may cost bucks
But they make you forget Shmucks
Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds!