Dear, Dear, Sweet Friends!
First off, it is with great joy that I humbly post my first entry as Viva Swag’s spokesperson for Baubles, Bling and Everything In Between! Secondly, I’d like to thank you for being you. You are truly special, unique, and gifted. Now, may we talk?
As I sit here on the set of my newest film, a delightful romantic comedy about a young Circus Clown who meets the magician of her dreams, I can’t help but reflect upon how diamonds saved my life.
When KIP took a billy club to my heart and shacked up with that… that… HER, I was beside myself. It was so traumatic I didn’t even want to wear my tiara, but I knew, I am America’s Sweetheart and people are counting on me!
So, I went right out and bought a new TWO CARAT PRINCESS CUT BULGARI DIAMOND RING. Suddenly the world was right, everything was beautiful and bright!
In honor of diamonds and their life affirming energy, please enjoy the poem I penned for you:
They light the way in times of darkness
Diamonds
Glitter glitter everywhere
I can see now! I can see!
They may cost bucks
But they make you forget Shmucks
Diamonds, Diamonds, Diamonds!
14 years ago
