Let’s get something straight dolls… the life of a celebrity is a tough road to navigate, as we are always in the public eye and subject to mass critiques on a daily basis. One drink at the bar at CAVE and all of a sudden you’re labeled a lush. A few jewelry purchases and you’re accused of being a shopaholic (I don’t know that I have a huge problem with that moniker though… check out this gorgeous GoldTone Necklace I’m wearing in one of the love scenes with Dash. *swoon*). I, however, am no bon vivant or attention-seeking “It” girl… I am a serious actress and I demand to be respected as such! As you all well know, we’ve finally started shooting “To Catch a Cat Burglar” and let me tell you- this has been one of the most grueling, yet rewarding, experiences of my entire life. It has been so tough- I’ve been doing all of my own stunts, singing (you heard right! I’m singing), and learning about the inner life of felines… they’re very intelligent. Dare I say that I smell a shiny gold statue in my future? Perhaps.
I’m also sure that you’ve heard all the more recent rumors that I was the one who leaked Kip’s “tapes” to the press. He’s simply incorrigible! I can’t believe that after he ruthlessly called the paps on me, he now has the NERVE to insinuate that I would waste any of my precious time on anything Kip Deshler related. Puh-lease! Like I would stoop that low. Doesn’t he know that I actually have a career? Oh wait… he doesn’t know what a real career looks like. Well… if, IF, I had released those tapes, I can’t say that he didn’t deserve it. Dear fans, honestly IF I had done such a thing, I do hope that you wouldn’t crucify me for it. We all make mistakes… even celebrities. And sometimes, the ends justify the means. You reap what you sow. Karma is a… etc. Le sigh. Oh well. But I sure would’ve loved to have seen the look on his face when he found out that the paps got a hold of his precious tapes. Enough harping… I’ve got a combat lesson to go to. Then practice at the shooting range… yippee!
Wait, I almost forgot… Aristotle got ARRESTED??? Someone bbm me.
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