Good afternoon my darling and patient enthusiasts. It has been such a draining week, weekend, all of the above. The news of not one, but four tragic deaths, has sent this sweetheart's sweet tooth into a frenzy!
It all started with Ed McMahon and the ganache centered macaroons. I had the pleasure of his presence back in 1986, when I was five years old. My sweet grandmother and I broke into my piggy bank in order to make it to the Star Search tryouts. The other little girls were decorated in extravagant jewelry, similar to what I now offer on Viva Swag. And unfortunately, that's what the casting crew was looking for. They chose the Timeless Pearl Necklaces and Swanky Cocktail Rings over my perfect ivory skin, tender voice, and humble persona.
Then the news about the lovely and talented Farrah Fawcett and the KING of pop, Michael Jackson...led to the flourless chocolate cake and petite pastries.
And if that wasn't enough, hearing about the Infomercial King, Mr. Mays, sent my taste buds and my dear assistant on a hunt for organic fruit tartlets.
As the great Mae West once said, "I never worry about diets, the only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."
On a side note, to make my week even more difficult, Franco the ferret disappeared and took my Gold Diamond Leaf Ring with him. *Sigh*
My heart goes out to the families, friends, and diamonds of those lost, whose legacies will continue to live on.
14 years ago
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