No Time to Waste!

First, I’d like to say thank you to my very loyal fans for standing by me and sending your kind words of love and support during this crazy time! I hope you all know how much you mean to me. I know that without you, I’d be nowhere. So thank you thank you thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.

With that said, you should know that I’ve been doing quite well and am committed to finally moving on from that terrible relationship. And yes, he DID call the paps on me last week, btw. He even had the gall to admit it too… what nerve! Anyhoo, I’m done fretting over the past so I’ve dried my tears and am looking to gain a new lease on life! I’ve got my rose-colored sunglasses on (they’re heartshaped too!), and I’m taking the reins and seizing the day.

There’s one thing that my dear Grandmother always taught me growing up: “time is money… and you’re in no position to waste either”! And although I’ve got plenty of money now, I’ve still got none to waste! (I know what you might be thinking… but diamonds are an investment, dolls !). My dear fans, you all know how very hard I’ve worked to achieve all that I have and I REFUSE to spend any more of my precious time crying over a cocktail or glass of wine at CAVE (OK, Saige? Thanks for publicly calling me out, BTW. I’m sure it will do wonders for your karma *raises eyebrows*).

So today (which is the first day of the rest of my life), I’ve got my eyes on the prize, my lovely new Full Moon Brass Wave watch, and am ever mindful of time as I learn lines for my next flick “To Catch a Cat Burglar”. Yes indeed, I’m a busy gal maintaining a full schedule with my head held high! Tonight Farrah and I are going to see Dita Von Teese perform in Hollywood. Meow indeed.

I Understand Jennifer Aniston’s Pain

Hello my lovelies!

I know you haven’t heard from me in a bit, but it’s not that I don’t adore all of you- I’ve just been extremely busy (and quietly dealing with a few “personal” issues)! I’ll catch you up: Just as we were wrapping scenes for “Finding Love through Franco the Ferret” in Coyoacán, which is a lovely city I might add, my publicist Astrid phoned me to deliver some not-so-happy news. Sigh.

I don’t wanna go into blow by blow detail of the convo, but here’s the basic gist: during my time in Mexico, a certain undignified individual (who has the initials KD), had been calling the press to pitch spiteful (not to mention false) stories about me! The worst part: they gobbled it all up! The media is always going out of its way to portray me, “America’s Sweetheart” as some lonely heartbroken DESPERATE starlet who can’t keep a boyfriend. Argh! I can’t even begin to express how completely frustrated I am with this perception!

I’m not at all desperate… and it’s not my fault that my last boyfriend was anything but a gentleman and broke up with me to be with another girl (a true “lady” never goes after another lady’s beau). Now, more than ever, I understand how Jennifer Aniston felt when Brad left her for that other… girl. It’s hard enough being dumped publicly, but all the media attention is just mean spirited and hurtful!

I’m sure you’ve seen the headlines: “Meadow Can’t Keep a Guy to Save Her Life”, “Meadow Stevens… The New Face of The Old Maid” “Heartbroken Meadow Drowns Her Sorrows in Shopping!” Although there might be a little truth to the latter, that doesn’t give anyone the right to poke their nose in my affairs.

When I arrived back home in the Hollywood Hills, I did go on a bit of a shopping “bender” to further ease the pain of this extended humiliation but the paparazzi would not leave me a moment of peace. Somehow my ex and his new “friend” figured out where I’d be and alerted them. Luckily my girl Farrah had just messengered over a gift for me: a lovely “Noir Star Ring”, that literally blinded the paps, stopping them in their tracks!

Moral of the story: boys may come and go (and they will), but diamonds, and high heels are a girl’s best friend!

Star Search Tryouts and Macaroons

Good afternoon my darling and patient enthusiasts. It has been such a draining week, weekend, all of the above. The news of not one, but four tragic deaths, has sent this sweetheart's sweet tooth into a frenzy!

It all started with Ed McMahon and the ganache centered macaroons. I had the pleasure of his presence back in 1986, when I was five years old. My sweet grandmother and I broke into my piggy bank in order to make it to the Star Search tryouts. The other little girls were decorated in extravagant jewelry, similar to what I now offer on Viva Swag. And unfortunately, that's what the casting crew was looking for. They chose the Timeless Pearl Necklaces and Swanky Cocktail Rings over my perfect ivory skin, tender voice, and humble persona.

Then the news about the lovely and talented Farrah Fawcett and the KING of pop, Michael Jackson...led to the flourless chocolate cake and petite pastries.

And if that wasn't enough, hearing about the Infomercial King, Mr. Mays, sent my taste buds and my dear assistant on a hunt for organic fruit tartlets.

As the great Mae West once said, "I never worry about diets, the only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond."

On a side note, to make my week even more difficult, Franco the ferret disappeared and took my Gold Diamond Leaf Ring with him. *Sigh*

My heart goes out to the families, friends, and diamonds of those lost, whose legacies will continue to live on.