An Open Letter to Cleopatra Holmes

To my lovelies,

I apologize if I come off a little harsh in the following, but I really needed to have an honest heart to heart with someone who maybe felt as if I attacked her unfairly. For the record, I didn't. But all that aside, here's my real true blue response. I'm sure you all will understand.

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Seriously, is the WACK-tress trying to tango with me, Meadow Stevens?! Here's my one word response: HA! Cleo baby, that was actually me being generous and sweet. Just a word to the wise:I would fall back if I were you. You don't want to see me get sour. You really REALLY don't. But for now, I'll continue being sweet because it would be cruel of me to attack someone like yourself, sad, desperate and fame-hungry. I actually feel bad for you Cleo :(

It must be tough not being taken seriously as an actress by ANYONE in the industry. I can't imagine what that must feel like... painful, I'm sure. And because I feel sorry for you, I'll give you a bit of advice. If I were you, I would, A) take some acting classes. It's really important to stay on top of your craft, and it's painfully clear that you don't. Thespian to thespian, I'm only giving you constructive criticism when I tell you that more often than not, on screen you come off either embarrassingly vacant or “diva-esque” on screen. No bueno. You can (and should do better). B)Educate yourself on the goings on of the industry and get your facts straight. Pick up a “Variety” doll face! How could “To Catch a Cat Burglar” tank if I JUST wrapped shooting? LOL. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. You really don't have a clue, do you boo boo? That's ok, this is why Meadow is here to help you. C) Lastly, dump the loser. I'm being completely sincere when I tell you that he's toxic. If I were actually out for your head, I wouldn't say a word and I'd let him and his poor reputation drag you down to the D-list.

Cleo, darling, I don't hate you at all. I'm just being honest. And in keeping in the spirit of honesty, let's face facts. You're a mediocre actress and a second rate pop star (I'm STILL being sweet). Don't you aspire for something better?! Artist to artist, celebrity to celebrity, woman to woman, if you don't, you should. Don't settle for the fleeting fame that Hollywood offers. Create a legacy for yourself. Cleopatra, this might be a hard pill for you to swallow, but you should because I'm giving you invaluable food for thought. Gems of wisdom, I'm giving you. Consider me a “mentor” if you will. And to show your appreciation, you should gift me THIS beautiful gem, a skull cocktail ring, delivered to Meadowfair. Can't wait! Oh, and anytime you wanna chat doll, I'd be happy to give you more advice. Muah!

xx

Meadow Stevens

America's Sweetheart

Me and Angelina are in NYC...

Hello dolls!

It 's been a while, I know I know! I've been running around like a chicken with her head cut off. Yes, that dramatic. So here's what's been up: I wrapped shooting on "To Catch a Cat Burglar" about two weeks ago and immediately left for the East Coast to promote my new film with Angelina (yes, THAT Angelina), "Dangerous Curves." It's the one I shot last year about female race car drivers. I play the underdog with a heart of gold, Kitty La Roux. I'm so proud of the film and my work in it that I jumped right in to catching up with Angie and the rest of the cast as we did appearances, private screenings, press junkets... and missed all the gossip and madness back home!

First off, I did see the debacle known as "Kanye-gate" first hand (I was sitting directly behind Beyonce actually). Sigh. That was so silly of him. I don't even wanna give that incident too much attention. Moving right along... I also heard about dear Patrick Swayze... just heartbreaking. I never had the honor of working with him but I would have relished the opportunity. What a talent!

As for Viva Swag, the gang seems to be doing well... I'm looking forward to coming home to California and catching up with Farrah (bored, doll? YOU?! I can't believe it), and all of my other dear friends (like my former co-star Dash. *blushes*).

New York is lovely and a great place to visit, but really there is no place in the world like home. And home for me is Meadowfair in eternally sunny Southern California. I can't lie, I am a little homesick but the cast and crew of "Dangerous Curves" have been doing all that they can to put me at ease. Angelina is so thoughtful and bought me this beautiful and dainty Ancient Elephant Necklace to bring me luck until I'm able to come home. She's so sweet and keeps telling me that I should be more patient with myself instead of trying to rush thru life without smelling the roses or taking chances. And she's so right! Who knows what can happen? Right now I'm trying to take it one day at a time... cherishing my moments here as I'm living my dream and doing what I love. "Dangerous Curves" opens on October 1st. It's an exciting and groundbreaking film. I hope you guys like it!!

xx

till next time lovelies,

Meadow

The Life of a Celebrity...

Let’s get something straight dolls… the life of a celebrity is a tough road to navigate, as we are always in the public eye and subject to mass critiques on a daily basis. One drink at the bar at CAVE and all of a sudden you’re labeled a lush. A few jewelry purchases and you’re accused of being a shopaholic (I don’t know that I have a huge problem with that moniker though… check out this gorgeous GoldTone Necklace I’m wearing in one of the love scenes with Dash. *swoon*). I, however, am no bon vivant or attention-seeking “It” girl… I am a serious actress and I demand to be respected as such! As you all well know, we’ve finally started shooting “To Catch a Cat Burglar” and let me tell you- this has been one of the most grueling, yet rewarding, experiences of my entire life. It has been so tough- I’ve been doing all of my own stunts, singing (you heard right! I’m singing), and learning about the inner life of felines… they’re very intelligent. Dare I say that I smell a shiny gold statue in my future? Perhaps.

I’m also sure that you’ve heard all the more recent rumors that I was the one who leaked Kip’s “tapes” to the press. He’s simply incorrigible! I can’t believe that after he ruthlessly called the paps on me, he now has the NERVE to insinuate that I would waste any of my precious time on anything Kip Deshler related. Puh-lease! Like I would stoop that low. Doesn’t he know that I actually have a career? Oh wait… he doesn’t know what a real career looks like. Well… if, IF, I had released those tapes, I can’t say that he didn’t deserve it. Dear fans, honestly IF I had done such a thing, I do hope that you wouldn’t crucify me for it. We all make mistakes… even celebrities. And sometimes, the ends justify the means. You reap what you sow. Karma is a… etc. Le sigh. Oh well. But I sure would’ve loved to have seen the look on his face when he found out that the paps got a hold of his precious tapes. Enough harping… I’ve got a combat lesson to go to. Then practice at the shooting range… yippee!

Wait, I almost forgot… Aristotle got ARRESTED??? Someone bbm me.

I've Turned a New Leaf....and Gone GREEN!

Dolls!

It is official… In case you haven’t already noticed, Meadow Stevens has turned over a new leaf. No more feeling sorry for myself and indulging in that extra glass of wine at CAVE or crying over the paparrazzi’s invasion of my privacy. Gone are the days where I would mourn friendships that have gone sour (Though I still can’t believe you would side with you-know-who over me, Farrah!) No longer will I lash out at ex-boyfriends thru the press or on social networking sites, however, I still might have a thing or two to say about a girlfriend of the ex-boyfriend in question, simply because she is a nasty person!. Pause. I won’t do that. Instead, I’ll take a deep breath, count to ten, and focus my energy on the positive. Sigh.

We’ve finally cast a leading man for my film “To Catch a Cat Burglar”, and even though it’s not Rico, who is appearing in a cameo role, Dash (that’s his name), my new co-star, is still pretty dashing! lol. Shooting starts in a few weeks and I’m soooo excited. I feel confident that this role will propel me to the next level in my career and I am most certainly ready to take off. Saige and I have been spending even more time together as she continues to counsel me through my “issues”, and helps me to “center” myself as I prepare for the role and the next phase of my life. Of course, she keeps trying to get me to go “Green” and I’m really trying… but, not bathing and wearing filthy Birkenstocks don’t really go with the whole “America’s Sweetheart” vibe I have.

Yet, it turns out that Dash is also really into helping the environment… and he says I CAN relate to the whole green thing in my own way, because I like saving abused puppies and kittens. You know, recycling them..

Further, I was the one who encouraged Ridley (the director) to cast Dash, so in appreciation (and knowing my fondness for jewels), Dash gave me this stunning Nugaard Designs Gem Brass Cuff, made of recycled gold! Not only is it beautiful, but it’s technically “Green”… right, Saige??

No Time to Waste!

First, I’d like to say thank you to my very loyal fans for standing by me and sending your kind words of love and support during this crazy time! I hope you all know how much you mean to me. I know that without you, I’d be nowhere. So thank you thank you thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.

With that said, you should know that I’ve been doing quite well and am committed to finally moving on from that terrible relationship. And yes, he DID call the paps on me last week, btw. He even had the gall to admit it too… what nerve! Anyhoo, I’m done fretting over the past so I’ve dried my tears and am looking to gain a new lease on life! I’ve got my rose-colored sunglasses on (they’re heartshaped too!), and I’m taking the reins and seizing the day.

There’s one thing that my dear Grandmother always taught me growing up: “time is money… and you’re in no position to waste either”! And although I’ve got plenty of money now, I’ve still got none to waste! (I know what you might be thinking… but diamonds are an investment, dolls !). My dear fans, you all know how very hard I’ve worked to achieve all that I have and I REFUSE to spend any more of my precious time crying over a cocktail or glass of wine at CAVE (OK, Saige? Thanks for publicly calling me out, BTW. I’m sure it will do wonders for your karma *raises eyebrows*).

So today (which is the first day of the rest of my life), I’ve got my eyes on the prize, my lovely new Full Moon Brass Wave watch, and am ever mindful of time as I learn lines for my next flick “To Catch a Cat Burglar”. Yes indeed, I’m a busy gal maintaining a full schedule with my head held high! Tonight Farrah and I are going to see Dita Von Teese perform in Hollywood. Meow indeed.