An Open Letter to Cleopatra Holmes

To my lovelies,

I apologize if I come off a little harsh in the following, but I really needed to have an honest heart to heart with someone who maybe felt as if I attacked her unfairly. For the record, I didn't. But all that aside, here's my real true blue response. I'm sure you all will understand.

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Seriously, is the WACK-tress trying to tango with me, Meadow Stevens?! Here's my one word response: HA! Cleo baby, that was actually me being generous and sweet. Just a word to the wise:I would fall back if I were you. You don't want to see me get sour. You really REALLY don't. But for now, I'll continue being sweet because it would be cruel of me to attack someone like yourself, sad, desperate and fame-hungry. I actually feel bad for you Cleo :(

It must be tough not being taken seriously as an actress by ANYONE in the industry. I can't imagine what that must feel like... painful, I'm sure. And because I feel sorry for you, I'll give you a bit of advice. If I were you, I would, A) take some acting classes. It's really important to stay on top of your craft, and it's painfully clear that you don't. Thespian to thespian, I'm only giving you constructive criticism when I tell you that more often than not, on screen you come off either embarrassingly vacant or “diva-esque” on screen. No bueno. You can (and should do better). B)Educate yourself on the goings on of the industry and get your facts straight. Pick up a “Variety” doll face! How could “To Catch a Cat Burglar” tank if I JUST wrapped shooting? LOL. I actually laughed out loud when I read that. You really don't have a clue, do you boo boo? That's ok, this is why Meadow is here to help you. C) Lastly, dump the loser. I'm being completely sincere when I tell you that he's toxic. If I were actually out for your head, I wouldn't say a word and I'd let him and his poor reputation drag you down to the D-list.

Cleo, darling, I don't hate you at all. I'm just being honest. And in keeping in the spirit of honesty, let's face facts. You're a mediocre actress and a second rate pop star (I'm STILL being sweet). Don't you aspire for something better?! Artist to artist, celebrity to celebrity, woman to woman, if you don't, you should. Don't settle for the fleeting fame that Hollywood offers. Create a legacy for yourself. Cleopatra, this might be a hard pill for you to swallow, but you should because I'm giving you invaluable food for thought. Gems of wisdom, I'm giving you. Consider me a “mentor” if you will. And to show your appreciation, you should gift me THIS beautiful gem, a skull cocktail ring, delivered to Meadowfair. Can't wait! Oh, and anytime you wanna chat doll, I'd be happy to give you more advice. Muah!

xx

Meadow Stevens

America's Sweetheart

I've Turned a New Leaf....and Gone GREEN!

Dolls!

It is official… In case you haven’t already noticed, Meadow Stevens has turned over a new leaf. No more feeling sorry for myself and indulging in that extra glass of wine at CAVE or crying over the paparrazzi’s invasion of my privacy. Gone are the days where I would mourn friendships that have gone sour (Though I still can’t believe you would side with you-know-who over me, Farrah!) No longer will I lash out at ex-boyfriends thru the press or on social networking sites, however, I still might have a thing or two to say about a girlfriend of the ex-boyfriend in question, simply because she is a nasty person!. Pause. I won’t do that. Instead, I’ll take a deep breath, count to ten, and focus my energy on the positive. Sigh.

We’ve finally cast a leading man for my film “To Catch a Cat Burglar”, and even though it’s not Rico, who is appearing in a cameo role, Dash (that’s his name), my new co-star, is still pretty dashing! lol. Shooting starts in a few weeks and I’m soooo excited. I feel confident that this role will propel me to the next level in my career and I am most certainly ready to take off. Saige and I have been spending even more time together as she continues to counsel me through my “issues”, and helps me to “center” myself as I prepare for the role and the next phase of my life. Of course, she keeps trying to get me to go “Green” and I’m really trying… but, not bathing and wearing filthy Birkenstocks don’t really go with the whole “America’s Sweetheart” vibe I have.

Yet, it turns out that Dash is also really into helping the environment… and he says I CAN relate to the whole green thing in my own way, because I like saving abused puppies and kittens. You know, recycling them..

Further, I was the one who encouraged Ridley (the director) to cast Dash, so in appreciation (and knowing my fondness for jewels), Dash gave me this stunning Nugaard Designs Gem Brass Cuff, made of recycled gold! Not only is it beautiful, but it’s technically “Green”… right, Saige??

Good Karma...Happy Meadow!

My dear friend and Feng Shui expert, Saige Harmony, is always on me about maintaining my “karmic” power. These days, I’m sooo focused on keeping myself positive, and weeding out the bad vibes. I know I know… I was a tad ticked off when someone called the paps on me the other week and I might have engaged in a little “twitter fight” earlier with a certain wanna-be singer/wacktress/fashionista. But I choose to focus on the positive and as of late, have kept busy hanging out with true friends (I *heart* you too Farrah!) Dita Von Teese was so amazing, btw! I’ve also been sitting in during casting calls for my latest flicks. We were looking for an unknown actor to play my leading man and today we’re doing screen tests. THIS is one of the many reasons that I adore my job

I heard through the grapevine that my ex, Kip, was planning on showing up to auditions even though he’s only a “reality tv” actor, and not an experienced thespian, like myself. Unfortunately, he never showed up because somebody leaked recordings of him performing songs from his childhood to the press! What. A. Shame. I wonder who would have done such a thing. His karma must be terrible. I do hope that Saige is helping him re-align his chakras and etcetera. I know he could use the help!

But back to Saige, check out this gorgeous Feather Charm Necklace by Armani Exchange that she gave me after the whole paparazzi debacle! It’s gorgeous and natural, like Saige, though I must admit I was surprised that she gave me a piece of jewelry that she didn’t actually make with her own hands… that might be a first for her! Saige told me that the feather would bring more elements of “whimsy” into my life (which is important since she often says that I’m waaay too serious) and the “love” charm will channel into the universe and return the feeling back to me in unexpected ways. Who knew that thinking about one’s karma would bring such satisfying returns in such a short amount of time!

xx

Till Next Time Lovelies!